the thing about vampire clowns is they’re always going right for the juggler
regentium-deactivated20220608:
someone: good boy
me, feeling it in my dick: say it again please i am fucking begging you
I love weird ass succulents. why is this
Oops! You just touched a bad texture! 1000 years of blood and anguish
nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:
“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.
parents please check your kids’ halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.