iamoutofideas:

the thing about vampire clowns is they’re always going right for the juggler

regentium-deactivated20220608:

someone: good boy

me, feeling it in my dick: say it again please i am fucking begging you

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

I love weird ass succulents. why is this

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kaijuno:

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Cat body language 101

amygdalae:

Oops! You just touched a bad texture! 1000 years of blood and anguish

hungwy:

Who told you to love your country. Knock that off

nohohankerotomania-deactivated2:

“fish fear me” I went to the lake and none of them knew you.

lakemojave:

You don’t like tumpet? 🎺? bwaaa?

marisatomay:

parents please check your kids’ halloween candy. just found hieronymus bosch’s garden of earthly delights inside of a peanut butter cup.

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everythingfox:

Sheeb bath (important)

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